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it's time to apply a little pressure.
This hoodie leans into the ultimate, satisfying double meaning: the free press holding power to account, and a literal citrus press squeezing the nonsense right out of a very loud, combative "orange."
It’s messy, it’s necessary, and the result is incredibly refreshing.
Nothing deflates an authoritarian ego quite like a good, hard squeeze from the First Amendment.
It feels lived-in from the first wear, making it your perfect go-to for cool mornings, late-night coffee runs, or just hanging out. It’s a wearable high-five to accountability, a cozy tribute to the truth, and a signal to everyone to close the lid and move on. :)
- Dump(,) the Orange!
The Details:
- The Fit: Regular fit with a tear-away label for comfortable, scratch-free, and low-irritation wear.
- The Material: 80% cotton / 20% polyester midweight fabric (8.5 oz / 290 g/m²)—soft and smooth with perfect print clarity.
- The Features: A large kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm or stash essentials, plus an adjustable drawstring hood with a matching woven cord.
- The Construction: Ribbed-knit cuffs and waistband provide elasticity and ensure it keeps its shape through everyday wear.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat (never iron directly over the print!)
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, in | 20.47 | 21.65 | 22.83 | 24.02 | 25.20 | 26.38 |
| Length, in | 28.35 | 29.33 | 30.31 | 31.30 | 32.28 | 33.27 |
