{"product_id":"out-of-touch-unisex-hoodie","title":"Out of touch - unisex hoodie","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cb\u003eout of touch\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\"Let them eat cake\" just got an authoritarian, orangeatic update.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhen everyday people are sweating over the price of basic groceries, the billionaire political response is always the same out-of-touch grift. \u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003eThis shirt captures the absolute absurdity of treating the working-class economy like a like a private piggy bank.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWear it as a comfortable, defiant nod to reality and a laugh in the face of the grift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003e          - Dump(,) the Orange!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"query-text-line ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"query-text-line ng-star-inserted\"\u003e- 80% cotton \/ 20% polyester medium-heavy fabric (8.5 oz\/yd²) — soft with a smooth print surface\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"query-text-line ng-star-inserted\"\u003e- Adjustable drawstring hood with matching woven cord\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"query-text-line ng-star-inserted\"\u003e- Large kangaroo pouch pocket for hand warmth and storage\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"query-text-line ng-star-inserted\"\u003e- Elastic ribbed cuffs and waistband that retain shape\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"query-text-line ng-star-inserted\"\u003e- Tear-away label and regular fit for comfort\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"query-text-line ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"query-text-line ng-star-inserted\"\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"query-text-line ng-star-inserted\"\u003e- Do not bleach\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"query-text-line ng-star-inserted\"\u003e- Do not tumble dry\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"query-text-line ng-star-inserted\"\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003eS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003eM\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003eL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003eXL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3XL\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003e20.47\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003e21.65\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003e22.83\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003e24.02\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003e25.20\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003e26.38\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLength, in\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003e28.35\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003e29.33\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003e30.31\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003e31.30\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003e32.28\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cspan\u003e33.27\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":47841664794850,"sku":"21038954744562123756","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":47841664827618,"sku":"90373009559255116244","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Pink","offer_id":47868597666018,"sku":"20296897715327476246","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Forest Green","offer_id":47868597567714,"sku":"42169485875688509155","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":47868597633250,"sku":"99733055400708748733","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":47868597600482,"sku":"27266438154965402009","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White Heather","offer_id":47841664860386,"sku":"22085075308607170684","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":47841664893154,"sku":"92785043378678225651","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":47841664925922,"sku":"29449862397017764137","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Pink","offer_id":47868597764322,"sku":"33030118373195933133","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Forest Green","offer_id":47868597698786,"sku":"65733088272811311113","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":47868597731554,"sku":"32358497373715622474","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White Heather","offer_id":47841664958690,"sku":"23972636768161941870","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":47841664991458,"sku":"13286959413337742307","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":47841665024226,"sku":"53806100628916879684","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Pink","offer_id":47868597829858,"sku":"15176022901909195667","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Forest Green","offer_id":47868597797090,"sku":"19281720686239928614","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White Heather","offer_id":47841665056994,"sku":"12077774750323797649","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":47841665089762,"sku":"16771131742438646231","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":47841665122530,"sku":"72434705490199357062","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Pink","offer_id":47868597928162,"sku":"52733756130024092451","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Forest Green","offer_id":47868597862626,"sku":"30604279984738828779","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":47868597895394,"sku":"12346242896708650629","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White Heather","offer_id":47841665155298,"sku":"13230818048866355317","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":47841665188066,"sku":"14553722935769218205","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":47841665220834,"sku":"11535462129244513104","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Pink","offer_id":47868598026466,"sku":"29184437402561997572","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Forest Green","offer_id":47868597960930,"sku":"16403943254228728224","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":47868597993698,"sku":"16283621965775154190","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White Heather","offer_id":47841665253602,"sku":"23079926555434416833","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":47841665286370,"sku":"10776634192563679436","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":47841665319138,"sku":"21213915284050014539","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Pink","offer_id":47868598124770,"sku":"18534190810156231172","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Forest Green","offer_id":47868598059234,"sku":"28040222126669485749","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":47868598092002,"sku":"14725800133335634435","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White Heather","offer_id":47841665351906,"sku":"88911981783066130641","price":69.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0815\/6472\/9570\/files\/1565620958326052053_2048.jpg?v=1780886098","url":"https:\/\/dump-the-orange.com\/products\/out-of-touch-unisex-hoodie","provider":"Dump the Orange","version":"1.0","type":"link"}